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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Hampton, SC

    Default Proof FOR purchase.

    A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three
    cans, but was told by the clerk, " Sorry, but
    we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat.
    Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management
    wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."
    The lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat
    The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was
    again told she couldn't buy them without proof. The
    lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food.

    One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and
    asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
    said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
    The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that
    would harm her. The cashier put her finger into the box,
    quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells
    like crap!"

    The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of
    toilet paper."
    NRA LM, NAHC LM, Buckmasters LM, Palmetto Gun Rights, NAGR, GOA, Second Amendment Foundation, and proud SC redneck still flying The Stars and Bars.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2011



    "Lemon Pickers Needed" - ad in the newspaper.

    Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
    She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.

    She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan , and a master's degree from Michigan
    State University.
    For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
    The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.

    "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
    "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said...

    "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."

    She started work yesterday.
    "Any man who thinks he can be happy and Prosperous by letting the US Government Officials take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."
    Henry Ford

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